You May Not Want To Read This One...

I need to rant.

Let me start off by saying that I work for a very small company, in a little 2,000 square foot house converted into an office. The house consists of 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, one of which is in the hallway and is therefore considered the "public" bathroom - the bathroom we allow visitors to use. This is also the bathroom I use.

We had a contractor in the office this morning for a brief meeting. He used the bathroom. He left a couple of hours ago. About 15 minutes ago, I had to use the bathroom. Guess what I find.

Okay, I'm not going to describe what I saw. Believe it or not, I have a little more tact than that, and besides, who really wants to relive traumatic events?

I just want to explain something to you people about how toilets work. Inside the tank, there is a rubber flapper which opens when you pull the handle. This opening of the flapper allows water to flow down into the bowl, which flushes the water and its contents. However, if the flapper closes too early, not all of the contents may be flushed. In these cases, remnants are often left behind.

Remnants? Yes, remnants! Remnants of that cheese burger and curly fries you scarfed down for lunch! Remnants of the Chinese buffet you put away for dinner!! Remnants of sh*t I really do not want to f*cking see!!!

Please, people, when you flush a toilet, make sure it is flushed! Not just for my sake, but for everyone's! I know there's a global shortage on fresh water, but we live in the good ol' U S of A -
land of water balloons, super soakers, and friggin' Schlitterbahn! Use an extra gallon (or ten) of water and make sure nobody would ever have to see that you had corn-on-the-cob with your last meal!

Thank you!



I don't even want to post a picture for this entry.