Finding Things To Write About

I know it's been a long time since my last blog entry. Sorry, but it takes certain things to inspire me to write. Usually they're things I find really interesting, or things that piss me off, or things I think are friggin' hilarious. Apparently, these things don't happen often enough, so in effort to keep up with this blog, I'm going to start writing about things that I find just somewhat interesting, sort of irritating, and mildly amusing. No, these entries may not be as funny or interesting as others, but who cares? At least I'm writing about something. I'll call them "filler entries."

So here's my filler entry for today:

I've been listening to country music lately. Not all the time, though - about a third of the time I'm in my car. (Let's say it equates to about 30 minutes to an hour of country everyday.) Anyway, a song by Craig Morgan comes on called That's What I Love About Sunday. I've heard this song many times before but have never really listened to the lyrics.

I do that sometimes. I'll hear something like 58 times and still will not know one entire line within the song. I guess I do that with people a lot, too. You know - when I see your mouth moving but all I hear is, "...blah blah blah BEER blah blah MONSTER TRUCK blah blah blah CHECK HER OUT blah blah..." I get the general idea, but really just process the key parts.

Getting back to my story...

So I'm listening to this song, then I hear a line in it that made me laugh.

The line went:

It's 35 cents off of ground round,
Baby, cut that coupon out!

Now, is that friggin' mildy hilarious or what? That's why country music is so great.

Okay, I guess I'm easily amused sometimes.

"yee to the hizzle, my nizzles"