I Need A Good Ass-Kickin'

Check out this scary-looking chick. Her name is Gina Carano, and she's an undefeated MMA fighter.





Not somebody you want to tussle with, huh?

Now check out these pictures of her...

Now, I bet you're thinking, "Hell yeah, bring it on. I'd mix up with that any day!"

I know that's what I'm thinking! If we ever crossed paths, I'd belt out the nastiest slur I could call her mother, just to provoke an attack.

Seriously though, this makes me kind of wonder about something. Could I date a girl who could physically whoop my ass? Sure, it may sound fun at first, but you have to think about it. Other girls would cry, break stuff, or just leave during a fight. Some may attack, but being that men are the stronger sex (physically), not much damage would likely be done. However, a woman like Gina could really put a hurtin' on you.

And what would you do about it? Fight back and get your ass kicked even worse? No, you'd probably end up being the one who's crying, and breaking stuff, and leaving.

Okay, say she's threatening, and you think you can take her, but then get beat down like a red headed step-child. What would you do? Call the cops so that everyone can laugh at you? No, you'd probably just say you accidentally fell bumped your head... 18 times in a row. Think about it some more. No matter how hot she is, getting your ass kicked by your girl could be as bad as getting caught dancing around your house in women's underwear while listening to Celine Dion. There's no believable lie you can tell or good enough explanation you can give to ever escape the ridicule.

I may have to sleep on this one...