Wal-Mart Thievery

Over the weekend, I realized I was starting to run low on some household supplies such as toothpaste, shampoo, air fresheners, etc. So against my better judgement, I decided to head to the nearby Super Wal-Mart to do some shopping. I rarely go to Wal-Mart because of the crowds and the fact that the people there (both employees and shoppers alike) are generally pretty rude and inconsiderate. However, one of the items I really needed isn't carried by my local HEB store, so to Wal-Mart I ventured.

I spent a good 20 minutes walking through the different departments of this sprawling mega-mart grabbing my necessary items, all the while having to weave in and out of the traffic jam of shopping carts and trying to avoid running over stray, sugar-high kids running amuck throughout the store. It was the same thing I typically encounter at Wal-Mart: a sea of people with their unruly offspring, just camping in the crowded aisles, oblivious to others trying to make their way through. Already knowing how things work there, I kept my composure and made it through most of my shopping list relatively unscathed.

However, with one item last on my list, I parked my cart in the main aisle and walked 10 feet away to grab the air fresheners. When I returned to my cart (a whole 60 seconds later), it was gone! Somebody stole my cart!

NOW, HOW FRIGGIN GHETTO DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO STEAL SOMEONE'S CART? SERIOUSLY, WTF?!?!

Now don't try to say it appeared to be available - there were at least 8 to 10 items in there! Don't try to say it appeared to be abandoned - I was only gone for 1 minute... and I was only 10 feet away! AGAIN, W-T-F?!?! These must have been some lazy, lowbrow, ghetto-ass folks with friggin ninja skills to jack my sh*t like that. What were they doing...? Hiding in the $6.88 business suit rack, just waiting for me to slip up, so they cart-jack me? And why couldn't they at least have left my shopping cart items there on the ground so I wouldn't have had to trek around the entire store again?

Man, that is just down right ghetto.

I mean GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO!

GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO GHETTO!


Okay I feel better now.